A Tennessee woman is safe after literally turning the tables on a would-be-burglar in foiling a home invasion attempt with a savage and justified retort using only a baseball bat and her will.
Word has it the Seattle Mariners and other professional clubs are scouting the 52-year-old for a role as a designated hitter.
WATE-TV reports that on Saturday the homeowner opened her front door to look at a lost dog flyer held by a woman and was immediately ambushed by a masked man. That is where the old “lost dog” scam immediately went south. The victim grasped her version of a Louisville Slugger from behind the door with her free hand and proceeded to go to town on crook’s head with a complete massage. The dog flyer woman fled the scene, while two other ladies from inside the house joined fray in subduing the failed burglar.
While the perp was able to ultimately escape the scene after being continuously pummeled by the trio of angry vixens, he was later caught by authorities and charged with aggravated robbery, after stirring up trouble at the home of one of the victim’s relatives. His partner in crime turned herself and her phony dog flyer into police and has not been charged yet. To all aspiring burglars, it’s baseball season so you better watch out or your face may end up looking like a baseball.
Read the full WATE-TV here.