The words to the hit song about the narcissism and extremism of political figureheads flow as free radicals, without the need for the usual means of inspiration, which entails the summoning of the multifaceted, reformed zealot, and cantankerous dragon gatekeeper of the gravity well, who sells Sony knockoff retro tape cassette recorders to unsuspecting tourists in the shadow of a dive bar in Key West, while supporting an addiction for vintage nutcrackers portraying tropical lore.
Cue Rick James-
“She wants to give Boeing to the people. A kind of socialist in greed. She always has an answer for the cameras. Once she brings the city to its knees.”‘
One would be wise to purchase a third class cruise ship ticket with access to the permanent senior citizen residents of the high seas for Seattle City Council member Kshama Sawant, rather than provide the amorphous political blob of cells functioning in supposed revolutionary harmony, with an introduction to mom, as the chance of a Taster’s Choice family moment of peace and joy occurring is as slim as erecting a Ronald Reagan statue adjacent to a publicly funded heroin injection site.
The whimsical and spiritual incumbent, fresh from the scandal of the city’s Mayor Ed Murray facing child rape allegations, now faces a heaping bong hit of karma, as the Seattle Times reports that two Seattle police officers have filed a lawsuit against Sawant, claiming that the politician crossed the line in defaming their reputations in the wake of the shooting death of Che Taylor. An inquest jury ruled that the actions of the law enforcement officials leading to the fatality were justified. In the aftermath of the ruling, the ignoramus politician publicly called the death of Taylor a “brutal murder”. And this is where it gets good.
The pair of officers named as plaintiffs in the lawsuit, Scott Miller and Michael Spaulding, are not going after the city, but gunning for Sawant. However, it has not been decided whether tax payer money will be allocated for the defense of the upstanding Socialist.
Of course, the next of kin to Lenin public servant, racially charged the incident by focusing on the fact that the officers were white and the victim was black, and in doing so sparked a series of violent public disturbances.
Ironically for a socialist, Sawant possesses a substantial amount of assets (money talks) and there exists hope that the court finds a way to making the situation right for the officers, and in doing so toning down the screaming and incessant proclamations of an ineffectual voter’s worst nightmare. Seattle, you need to do a better job at the polls, as your city is gently buried under a putrid layer of sludge, providing a perfect living situation for the fine nutcracker addict, pawning his hacked junk. Gentlemen, if you encounter her on internet dating sites Tinder and Bumble, save your mom the pain of having to meet her and calmly swipe left.
Read the Seattle Times article here.
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