The devolution of trending news on the most noticeable social network began after an editorial team confirmed that the distribution of conservative news was being forcefully compromised. A majority of sensible right-thinking people were irked by the arrogant countenance aggressively burned into the frontal cortex of a society with little room for suitable repercussions.
In the aftermath of the scandal, Zuckerberg effectively constructed a metaphorical wall with the termination of the news staff and the implementation of algorithms when driving content. The juggling sets of variables ultimately led to a widespread feeling of dismay among Democrats as pundits accused the social network behemoth’s bots of negatively influencing the election and effectively blazing a pathway for a Trump victory, a set of circumstances that should not be possible to those afflicted with delusions of grandeur under the discerning watch of a human being.
As the pendulum has once again completed another cycle, in an attempt to appease the countless downtrodden Hillary supports facilitating recounts of their own, Zuckerberg and cronies are now in search of an overlord in the form of flesh and blood to reclaim control of the flawed and automated mechanism of news distribution.
According to Fox News, the social network is in search of an organizational news guru with two decades of experience who must be able to work with robots. Surely, this developing situation can not get anymore awkward with the implied crazy glue piecing together the incompatible forces of tech and journalism. As Asimov and other authors across the Sci-fi genre have warned, things don’t always go as planned and in this case it is wise to grab the popcorn and soda and watch both the real and fake news feeds closely, very closely.
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