The adherence to the truth of the statement of ‘crime doesn’t pay’ was clearly supported by a responsible citizen Sunday and the world subsequently became a safer place. According to police, the perpetrator fired a shot inside a Dollar Store in Lindale, Ohio while attempting to steal from the business and was ultimately neutralized.
The attempted robber died on the scene and police detained the good samaritan for reasons unknown. The incident is currently under investigation as the mechanisms of political correctness and victimization continue to pervade this fine nation.