Rumor has it from the quarterdeck of the flailing craft Poseidon, which is the entertainment industry of Hollywood encountering a rogue wave prolific enough to drown the collective egos of radical actors and directors, that the true sequel to “Dumb and Dumber” will begin filming on the exotic shores of Lake Maracaibo this fall. The production of “Just Plain Dumb”, will feature Jim Carey in a singular lead role as the memorably gullible character Lloyd Christmas.
The plot surrounds the adventures and blunders of Christmas after he revokes his US citizenship, only to emigrate the socialist nightmare of Venezuela and battle the remnants of the once prosperous Caribbean oil industry, while echoing the myth that MMR shots are the direct cause of childhood autism. According to the script, in one stirring scene and frenzied montage of suspended reality, Carrey’s goofy character loudly proclaims next to President Nicolas Maduro and a cool wingdog from the heights of the presidential palace, “Do not procrastinate! Do not vaccinate! Bring the capitalists and big oil down,” as Twister Sister’s “We’re Not Gonna Take It” resounds throughout Caracas, briefly energizing a downtrodden population.
Allegedly, Carrey like most of the Hollywood goons, is not a fan of the Second Amendment, and chose to depict Bennett as the Devil’s minion in a tasteless cartoon facsimile of the photo, and featuring a tasteless Twitter caption, “And the devil said, “Thanks a bunch Goldilocks. Enjoy the show in Santa Fe tomorrow. Someday, real soon, I’ll have you for dinner.” (Wow Jim- Movie audiences are sure missing out on your tired rhetoric and reprehensible actions towards a sensible individual.)
However, Bennett showed her propensity for reasonable self-defense on all levels, and put Carrey in his place with this eloquent and concise retort to the vapid publicity stunt.
“Jim you should be the one in this picture with this caption. You’re the one that supports gun control policies that let these kids die. Is this what you have to do because you’ve become irrelevant? Disgusting”
Score one for the good gals and guys.
Read the WFAA.com story here.