The latest anticipated series on the streaming platforms features the saga of Dennis Rodman and “the Worms” infatuate relationship with the North Korean “Dear Leadership” model of perpetual reeducation, involving a tranny wedding dress, and intermixed with Kim Jung Un’s infamous Winter Olympic cheerleading squad masquerading as an olive branch yielding propaganda mechanism of totalitarianism. Producers have allegedly leaked information that was secured behind the deadly demarcation of the DMZ that Un’s stunt double, a Falstaff-laden native from the Stanley district of the Hong Kong special economic zone, who publicly irked the aforementioned brainwashed pep squad, will exist as a regular cameo role in the purposed sitcom to incite revolutionary premonitions in attempting to break down the barriers between memories generated by the shear brute force of submission and reality. The haiku from George Orwell aptly describes this dynamic. “Who controls the past controls the future, who controls the present controls the past.”
While the much-anticipated streaming production is yet to be officially launched and the smattering of trailers percolating throughout the digital universe, the battle lingers between North Korea and South Korea, in a standoff of inverted ideologies which has morphed into a struggle transcending military operations and testing the fundamental notions of sanity. As soldiers on both sides of the heaviest militarized and surveilled zone in the world enjoy languish in non-combat exercises and barbeques, other tactics of warfare are being employed.
In the most archaic and non-politically correct gesture to the environmental movement, the North Koreans are releasing balloons full of garbage to the South, the gasbags full of parasites and pathogens. “How dare you (they)!”
The floating arsenals of detritus encompassing military technology from the Bronze age are a dichotomy from the regime’s weaponized high tech assault featuring bots and AI infiltrating platforms and servers throughout the industrialized world. While “Climate Crises” is now a recognized gender qualifying status of alarm quantifying the ecosystem, Un and associates are using the power of garbage and anti-recycling in an attempt to spread infection through the lower altitude thermals of a pristine Summer day. Of course, the immediate response to the aerial assault has prompted both the United Nations and the Environmental Protection Agency to draft regulations that will enforce potential sanctions on industry and commerce in the US and Northern Europe in failing to recognize the ongoing human rights violations emanating from Pyongyang. Embracing the legacy of the Macarthur era, other government agencies are fighting for the opportunity to contribute to bureaucratic hive mind of discontent.
Evidently, the levitating trash receptacles carry and contain a variety of worm species unfriendly to the human intestinal system. Efforts by the South Korean military to shoot down the intrusive balloons have been met with a stark rebuke from Un and other members of the ruling class swimming in jingoistic nepotism that has been nearly perfected over the span of seven decades- the existence of the imbonities, a Taster Choice brand moments of Broadway-influenced sentiment revered and savored by the corporatized media. Cheap coffee and fanaticism is always a recipe for dissolution, at least on the rhetorical level.
Gravitating from the savage radical battles between the two nations on the Korean Peninsula, Green New Theory entrepreneurs have become involved in the feeding frenzy of discontent and our currently offering tourist packages on the floating leviathans on what has been labeled an organically sustainable experience apparently raising awareness for environmental stewardship, while casually and visually mapping the topography of the coinciding hinterlands.
The performance art of aerial arts within the context of embattlements is a skyward tapestry of Warhol defiance and indifference at the expense of sanity, but illustrates the ambivalent nature of how far the human race has devolved in conjunction with computing power, instant gratification, and proclivities that are designed for the nefarious, if not for subversion.
Inane gestures aside, the entire construct of malevolent ideology and the forwarding of caustic ideologies exists, or is at least a formidable behemoth of an organism programmed and transfixed to attempt the conquer the world through the military advancement of rocks and stones, and bacteria and bones. The commentary is laughable in its in inception.
Quite possibly Rodman’s discarded wedding dress will remain as a fixture for the armaments, however the ramifications are at this point volatile and mawkish as the profound ineptitude exists in governance.