While show organizers and exhibitors did not welcome with open robotic arms and logic circuits, the temporary power outage which afflicted the Consumer Electronics Show in Las Vegas Wednesday, the lesson learned from the partial two hour blackout may act as an ominous crystal ball snapshot of the future of humanity and the reliance of […]
Well At Least Some Women Still Like Men (Hint- They’re Not From The US)
With the recent Weinstein infused news headlines, which have prompted unprovoked attacks on the majority of decent men from all sides, fortunately amid the gale forces winds and accusations of a devastating hailstorm perpetuating an excessive and punishing iteration of discontent, the emergence of a posse battling to preserve the most favorable aspects of the […]
2018 Winter Olympics: Battle For The Korean Peninsula
The latest from the industrial grade rumor mill is that in a desperate effort to attract a sizable audience and avoid another catastrophic financial nightmare, the International Olympic Committee is securing the services of former NBA defensive guru Dennis Rodman to boost ratings and offer the olive branch of peace to Kim Jong-un and North […]
If You Snooze, You Lose!
A friendly fisherman, who was doing his best impression of a benevolent naturalist, quickly learned the valuable lesson that Mother Nature has a cruel sense of humor. The first mistake the jolly angler made was in coaxing a pelican towards his table with scraps as he was cleaning his catch. The second and fatal miscalculation, […]
50 Shades Of Grey- Alaska Airlines Bans Passenger For Prompting Service
As the witch trials of sexual harassment allegations are spreading between the coasts like a wildfire of ultraviolet lemmings threatening to swarm the very basis of social mores, the concept of decency now resides within the frictionless field of a rogue superconductor, as the boundaries and definition seem to change with a case by case […]
A Cure For Baldness? If You Don’t Mind Being Mickey Mouse
Imagine a world teeming with people on the sidewalks of major cities rocking long flowing and vibrant hairstyles tossing and teasing scandalously with the breeze as the baldness gene has effectively been eliminated. It’s easy if you try. Without inciting disturbing nostalgic visions of a certain musical which shocked audiences at the height of the […]
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