Sometimes, one cannot get out of the shadow of their own name. At the forefront of the absolutely gross behavior of sexting, the digital indiscretions of self-proclaimed sex addict Anthony Weiner have finally caught up with the once promising politician. The New York Post reports that on Monday, the prodigal pervert was sentenced to 21 […]
Hey NFL Players – We Don’t Agree With Your Antics. Does That Make Us Racist?
The simple answer, according to the urban dictionary of progressives and communists, is an emphatic, “Yes!” The National Football League is a prime example of a hypocritical and obsessive compulsive entity which enforces a strict dress and uniform code, yet has the propensity to ignore defiant individual behavior that can be construed as disturbingly unpatriotic. […]
Trump Versus Kim Jong Un- Playing Chicken With Social Network Diplomacy
In the dark alleyway of international diplomacy, a rogue game of hand-me-down checkers is being played terribly marked by idle threats and no chance of a winner. As the super computer “Joshua” learned in the movie War Games, the reality of global thermonuclear war is no one chooses to play, everybody wins. Of course, politicians […]
Righting The Ship? Laura Ingraham Hired At Fox News
In a move that rivals a sobering magnitude of damage control, and a statement that the shattered and shimmering remains of the glass ceiling valiantly reflect the hope that future selfie exchanges between co-workers will achieve no higher than a PG rating, the network announced the recycling of talk radio guru Laura Ingraham. According to […]
It’s A Mad World- Harvard Names Chelsea Manning As A “Fellow”
(Editor’s Note- Harvard officially retracted the invitation to Manning in the wake of a massive public backlash and the cancellation of an appearance on campus by CIA director and alum Mike Pomepo.) Pardon the delightfully awful pun in the title, but as the English language continues to endure a systemic and grotesque pre-autopsy, as the meaning […]
One Can’t Even Win With Science- Los Angeles Teacher Mercifully Pardoned
In the lustful quest for the justifiable inequalities brandished by stark Darwinism, the colorful pageantry of unabashed competition in Tinseltown is manifested through tawdry award shows and meaningless trophies forged from plentiful elements. While the Grammy may be the epitome of the ultimate insult marked by universal critique and eons away from a construct of […]
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