The blueprint for future success is straightforward when raising a son who is on the cusp of being selected as an NBA lottery pick: make ubiquitous and incessant claims in the noosphere of the barracuda press corps using a self-aggrandizing rhetoric and forge a reputation of bizarre and borderline pathological behavior matched to the soundtrack of […]
Real Life Crazy Cat Lady Nabbed “Fleaing” To Oregon
One of the first and most important creeds when devolving into an official cat shepherd is, “100 is too little, 1000 is never enough.” In a real life horror story for pets, a woman from Washington state literally followed the command and was arrested and convicted of animal cruelty for housing a full centenary of cats […]
The Self-Deprecating Gardner: Love That Shamrock
As St. Patrick’s Day has hopefully reached a safe conclusion for the millions who adopted a temporary Irish heritage, there are two common household and garden items that surely survived the 24 hour melee- holiday “limited edition” green beer and of course shamrock plants. Of course the solution for eradicating the excess and outdated suds is […]
No Laughing Matter: Snake Ingests Unfortunate Mammal
Hyenas are known to emit a laughing sound, but not in swampy terrain and with the threat of mammoth snakes on the hunt. With all the rhetoric regarding climate change and reduced habitats, the powerful forces of nature continue to persist. In this amazing video shared by Fox News , the raw rules of the […]
Zen Television Anchor Duo Somehow Suppress Necessary Laughter
In one of the dubiously iconic moments in live broadcasting during the chrome-plated jumbled mass decade of 1990’s news format programming, ignoring the will of the teleprompter led to a permanent home in the annals of digital greatness. Fox affiliate WAGA-TV in Atlanta is a known global entity thanks the unscripted comedic heroics of an […]
Your NCAA Bracket Could Waste Billions Of Dollars and Fuel Crime
Scene One (amid the tables at the bustling tasting room of the local wine shop)- Cue the token stuffy board member for the arts on pontificating on the eve of the NCAA men’s basketball tournament. “My grandson’s best friend’s sister’s convicted felon voice instructor was raving about some sports “tournament”. Is this something new? What […]
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