Mark Zuckerberg continues his one-light-year backtrack in the wake of the election. The CEO of “the” social networking beast is now a recovering antichrist, rather atheist, as the man who has a higher valuation than the gross domestic products of 108 nations, announced through a diverse channel of drones, high-altitude hot air balloons, formation sky divers in skin […]
A Record Year For Murders And The “Lake Effect” Crises In Chicago
The blatant incompetency of elected officials in the effective administration of law enforcement, an unacceptable interpretation of the Second Amendment, and a general inclination towards corruption combine to form the imperfect triangle at City Hall allowing homicide numbers to reach staggering heights. The raw numbers lack any flexibility and authority for more than a single interpretation as the data […]
Al Capone’s Stolen Gun Goes To The Auction Block: Open To The Public
Want To Join The Mob – Without The Risk Of Going To Jail? Thanks to a sinuous trail of meticulous, well-documented records, there exists a legal and safe process for becoming a quasi-mafioso with no inherent risk to family and friends. Well, at least in a historical sense. A firearm once stolen from legendary Chicago crime boss Al Capone is […]
Insane University Professor Gives New Meaning To “White” Christmas
With the high proportion of leftist faculty members tainting the learning environments on college campuses across the nation, the threshold has arrived where the sanctimonious periodically coalesce in the form of viral and careless electronic rants which threaten the existence of grace and joy on a national holiday. The nation received the ultimate iteration of […]
Lawyer Buys Plane Ticket To Harass Ivanka Trump
Decades of passive brainwashing, indoctrination, and clumsy societal engineering have lead directly to the following axiom, “it is okay for a grown man to forcefully harass a woman in the presence of her children.” At least that is acceptable social protocol for over-educated bullies who obviously never received the ass-kicking from their fathers which they deserved in […]
US Navy Gifts Early Christmas Celebration – Restores Tradition
After fielding thousands of complaints from sailors, the US Navy made a wise decision to scrap an ominous heap of policy that would have altered the traditional hierarchical ranking system for its honorable enlistees. Disturbing thoughts of irregular roll calls bellowing from loudspeakers across the vast expanse of air craft carriers with the words “air woman” and “polymedic” can safely dissipate into the realm of dreamless fiction. Fox […]
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