In a necessary distraction from the train wreck of national, statewide, regional and local political campaigns the first official numbers ranking the top college football teams were released Tuesday and much to the surprise of no one anywhere, the flawed results were immediately successful in creating intrepid convolution and general malaise. As a general bias […]
The Cannibalism of Liberals- Nature’s Divine Comedy
As Moore’s Law predicts that processing power and data storage in integrated circuit technology will reach a finite capacity due to technological constraints, the nation is battling a similar logistical quandary as the logarithmic growth and layering of political correctness is threatening the base construct of language. Even the exploits of world renowned linguist Steven Pinker […]
The Beautiful Music Of Touch Tone Texters
The keypad analogue home phones complete with associated tones for each number brought forth a generation of amateur musicians as simple songs emanated between the lulls in conversation. Of course dialing 333-333-36453 would produce a rather course version of Jingle Bells and for an instant the phone became a musical instrument before a recorded message from […]
The Dragon Ambassador- How A Single Act Of Self-Defense Is Spanning The Globe
The trio of armed invaders never knew what hit them. Out of the shadows on the extreme borders of a late night and an early September morning blazed a white knight of reason and raw justice. Chen Fengzhu, full and bravery and vengeance, leaped from the shadows with the remarkable celerity and drove the African American men from the premises […]
The Harem Pervades- Turkey Revisits Ottoman Empire Cartography
While the intricacies warfare was handled extensively by the traditional mechanism of codification and a static power structure, the Ottoman’s royal court was dominated by the ingrained and purely organic decrees facilitated by the empire’s most illustrious matrons and steadfast eunuchs. This reality eventually led to the complete destruction and annihilation of a successful mobile and dynamic military state. While the most powerful […]
Walmart Is Now Selling Babies At Checkout
While the pending dystopia has not yet reached the threshold of birthing tanks and mass production breeding centers, Walmart is apparently experimenting with increasing a sustained population growth in the US, while turning a tidy profit. According to ABC News, a woman went into labor in a Payson, Utah Walmart near a checkout stand and gave birth a […]
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