With no disparaging remarks Hallmark custom delivered to the founders and the incubators of the “Burning Man” celebration, the annual slog and smog of mid-Summer is about to commence as the Canadian iteration of mismanaging forests will once again counteract the collectivism of radicalized environmentalism which makes even Al Gore appear as a docile soul […]
The Prize Of Cathay- Fracturing The US
Permissible is now the latest in the game of passive-aggressive normalization and acquisition of private property in the US by Sin0-concerns and dreams of widespread servitude and world domination, as municipalities desperate for money are making deals with the Chinese Communist party and the People’s Liberation Army to secure property stakes in the North American […]
Do You Know The Way To San Jose? The Government Flawed Approach To Public Safety
Within the confines of landmark legislation passed appeasing the anti-gun community and activists on a civic level, the plans for the future of restrictive policy was revealed in San Jose, California of all places as Mayor Matt Mahan spearheaded controversial legislation swarming citizens under a generational tidal wave of procedural limitations. Dionne Warwick may or […]
Grooming The Future- How The Paradigm Of Modern Athletics Dictates The Past
In the spirit of random number generators, analogue predicative word machines derived from the Enigma and WWII hardware gesticulating the topography of espionage, the news headlines of the shock of the “Information Age” were beyond the dreams of mathematicians trapped by evolutionary intellectualism. “Tree Births Chrome Baby Child”. “Heterosexual Male Garnishes Nobel Prize in Dichotomous […]
The Love Boat From Hades- Changes In Latitude, Changes In Attitude
The dramatic duet climactic performance by musicians Jimmy Buffet and Beth Gibbons emanates from the cosmic banyan tree with accents of regurgitation traversing towards the doldrums of stagnation. Extremism has reached a new level of weirdness. As creativity exits sullenly and slumped into the twilight of obscurity, fusion has barged its way into the […]
It’s In The Water- The Seattle Freeze Reaches A Diabolical Level Of Debauchery
The franchise of the Seattle Freeze social and protest of the mating instinct has devolved into a warped and deranged valley the surreal, as success has consequences and a nuclear grade of envy sweeping across the Pacific Northwest in the form of a rage forged by Adderall, vegan Wickens hosting neighborhood Pertussis parties of immunological […]