Before the indelible Ted Turner sold his gargantuan news organization to Time Warner, CNN absorbed many of the tycoon’s insufferable traits. These include the planet-sized ego, and an incredulous tendency for breeding a cumbersome model of fake news. Also, on the insidious menu of Turner’s idiosyncrasies is the pestering practice to overuse character graphics in […]
Professional Sports Pivots From A Millionaire Boys Club To Billionaire Ideology
The on the playing surface adversarial element of multi-millionaires for effectively perfecting a children’s game, has exited the arena and now resides on an urban West coast street manically babbling to herds of yuppies, hoping that the idealistic hive mind will listen. Unfortunately, for the proponents of reason, and lacking the showmanship and comedic undertones […]
The Uncanny Waltz Between Bicycle Clubs And Developers
The sordid relationship is as cryptic as staggering poetry hobbyist trying to make sense of the information age and environmental movement. “Contained within a tantalizingly despondent genealogical quandary, identifying the Y chromosome hereditary traits in the aftermath of the unlikely post-EDM party coupling between bike clubs and land developers remains a contemporary mystery saturated with […]
Musk And The Volatile Twitter Saga
The pendulum may have finally swung against calculated and targeted social media censorship. The unpredictable entrepreneur Elon Musk has now entered the octagon to the reverberating baritone of a Michael Buffer relative. Proving the genetic relation to Buffer can be verified for $150 on a trending genealogy app that is somehow tied into a faction […]
Zombie Baseballs Are Diminishing Home Runs- The Fright Of Warning Track Power
As major league baseball fans remain at the intersection of fickle and the eloquent complexities of profit sharing, “America’s Pastime” is staggering belligerently through another forgettable late night/early morning fortified wine fumes of circular logic. And home runs have plummeted to the level of pre-PED hardball artistry of manufacturing runs in a forested writer’s commune. […]
Solar Scandal- The Convoluted Mess Involving The Biden Administration
The nursery rhyme capturing the scandalous essence of the environmental movement reads like an uninspired haiku. “Global freezing so they say, leads to warming and crises today, because of science, because of science.” Of course, the sketchy progression stemming from the general belief that earth was heading towards a cooling trend, was eventually reversed in […]
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