Securing a boost from a benevolent Mother Nature, air travelers can expect some boisterously thrilling rides on the category five rapids of the heavens, as the Northern Hemisphere weather systems exchange massive energies in recalibrating for the height of Winter. The easterly flow of persistent winds conveniently conforming to the high altitude jetways in boosting […]
From Russia With Shun- Regime Plans Defection From The Internet
Putin performs propaganda gymnastics and literally vehicles by proclaiming that Russia’s internet will have “no restrictions”. While China has mastered universal control over citizens in a gaudy celebration of totalitarianism officiated by Big Brother’s brother, Mao Deng, the frumpy pixelated Panda bear, an implacable cold blooded moderator of speech and thought, other nations strive to […]
Santa Is Belleagured And Amazon Knows It
The retro operations of Santa’s workshop before the heartless stamp of Silicon valley monetized the logistics of Christmas. Cue The Nutcracker score as a wispy curtain of dissolves into nothingness. Human and robots dance around the stage as a jagged mountain range of icebergs persists in the crystal backdrop… With the dainty translucent tip-toeing of […]
‘Tis The Season- F***book Once Again Crams A Foot Into A Certain Oriface
The scholarly minions of Darwin, who uphold the principles of evolution despite the most damaging of political winter blizzards, will attest to the idea that the largest social media galaxies rival a lifeform. With maturity and development comes change, and adaptions that are not always the most optimal considering the circumstances. In the case of […]
A Gift From Gavin Newsome- California Contractor Employees Face Annihilation
California Governor Gavin Newsom victimizes small business and tax payers, while supporting the homeless industrial complex. Online media conglomerates solved the content stagnation paradox with an eloquent resolution. Simply dangle the carrot of opportunity in attaining legendary journalistic hopes and dreams, offer a rudimentary salary, and demand a formidable workload. Unfortunately, for the masses of […]
Beating The Christmas Buzzer- Consumer Group Demonizes Nerf Guns
The hot selling Nerf Ultra One, which has morphed from a trending gift idea into a controversy by people with massive reserves of free time. In the almost exhausted calendar of 2019, a year proven to test the will and fortitude of any reasonable human being, a collection of extremists illustrating the antithesis to the […]
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