The following axiom strictly applies to the architects of change for the worse in modern society, “She, it, or he, only if “he” is not a middle class straight Caucasian, screams with the sustained decibel relentless Russian tri-star retro jumbo jet resounding engine firepower of KGB hijacked blueprints in reverse engineering the DC-10,” the rest […]
The Assault On Organized Religion By The Australian Government
With Qantas airlines offering long haul transpacific jet travel to an array of destinations across the equator in hurling passengers between hemispheres lasting fourteen to sixteen hours, while the business class configuration of the 787 provides an underwhelming respite from the lingering side effects of jet lag and cabin fever, the infectious public policies and […]
Seattle Is Selling Out Downtown Streets To The Highest Bidder
In a gesture to become a clone of London, and with the subsequent EU policies and fallacies, the quasi-leadership of Seattle, has decided that penalizing the tax payers with yet another caustic directive, will only add to the lore of the car camping vagrant infestation of luxury homesteads and public injection heroin sites. Never mind […]
A Wimpy Astronaut And The Digital Deconstruction Of History- It Is Less Painful Not To Resist
The dubious existence of F***book and Twitter as the official/unofficial sanctuary digital social networks for the most vile offenders of truth and decency in offering the intoxicating narcotic experience of anonymous validation, has long since shattered the threshold of the insidiously deplorable, as fragments of the base pillars of society lay in patterned river of […]
Why Did The Deer Cross The Road?
Highlighting the innovative amenities of a late model vehicle, a deer was the unfortunate test subject in a brutal accidental promotional video illustrating a primal and raw stunning conclusion to the natural world literally clashing with the modern engineering heights of humanity. PETA is now desperately grasping to wrap the collective’s head around a new […]
Warning: Second NASA Spacecraft Nears Edge Of The Solar System
As the disco era reached orgiastic heights of groove and ski mogul terrain sculpted plumes of cocaine, rising from the glass living room tables, at least according to the rigid historical documentaries of the early adult film industry, Voyager II was launched into the heavens. At a price tag of $895 million tax payer fiscal […]
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