As the dizzying cyclical viral game of Duck, Duck, Goose is on a perpetual repeat mode of teenage binge watching taxing the 15-second average attention span of the younger generations afflicted by instant gratification, the past is constantly wiped from the collective conscience and redefined by a comprehensive cultural suffering of Turrets syndrome. The dynamic […]

In the vast desolate expanse of the Artic circle amid jagged mountain ranges of ice, the legend states that under the unexplored treacherous terrain of Greenland exists massive deposits oil that could hypothetically power the future of the information age for five centuries.  Eric the Red must have remained a stout idiot savant in naming […]

In the chaotic aftermath of the rebels storming the Capitol building, the dominos began to fall throughout the digital realm as the vendors of web hosting services began an aggressive campaign to remove what are construed by the tech overlords as extremist right domains. The abrupt termination of support for a heavily scrutinized and ridiculed […]

Known Socialist and tyrannical Seattle City Council incumbent Kshama Sawant has not only managed to galvanize extremist radical rioters in morphing the downtown corridor beyond recognition and into a surreal ghost town of economic paganism, but insult the basic proofs of mathematics with a glaring obstinance. The icon for activism, who made national headlines by […]