The franchise of the Seattle Freeze social and protest of the mating instinct has devolved into a warped and deranged valley the surreal, as success has consequences and a nuclear grade of envy sweeping across the Pacific Northwest in the form of a rage forged by Adderall, vegan Wickens hosting neighborhood Pertussis parties of immunological […]
A Marriage Made In Hell- Mental Fatigue Meets Artificial Intelligence
A love triangle pervades, or in the case of the modern era the shape has expanded to hexagon, as software bots S.H.A.W.N.A and Brenda spar. Is it one AI or Two, or an inverse of multitudinous variances based on the personality of a human? The steel drums and the brass instruments on the beach of […]
The FAA Disembarks On Potential Massive Tech Upgrades
In the “dupside uown” world of the current era of innovation, the powers that be at the Federal Aviation Association are recommending that the Trump administration fund updates to what the agency calls “antiquated aircraft control hardware” with a price tag hovering in the billions and safety at a premium. As Americans already face the […]
The Trending Hustle of America’s Pastime
The brass of Major League baseball has succumbed to pawning inuendo at the local swap meet that almost elicited a frenzied response and haiku rap from Sir Mix-a-Lot causing an EMP in Andorra. “Pete Rose to the Hall of Fame!” goes viral. To compensate for the current variation of the game that at its height […]
Tales From The Hardwood- The NBA Is DOA
Former NBA star Kevin McHale appeared on the NBC hit primetime comedy of “Cheers”, where his character ultimately faced an existential crisis in obsessing over and counting the number bolts securing the parquet floor of the mecca for basketball that is Boston Garden. While the script of McHale’s odyssey was hilariously bizarre, certain modern athletes […]
Keying A Legacy- The Maelstrom Of The Tesla Witch Trial
The burning legacy of the Salem Witch Trials and tribulations is muted as Springtime powers forward to Summer, with the backdrop of an obscure group of extremists trading criminal performance art for their souls. What has become the most blatantly epic example of the adult “Tide pod” challenge, soon coming to a social media […]
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