The radicals in the Northwest have not accomplished anything of merit yet to earn the phrase, “only in Seattle”. While it is tempting to create a harrowingly hazardous weekly column focused on the craziness of Washington politics and theatrics that is the dichotomy to the pampered and pillowed safe zone enabling cantankerous insanity, these thermodynamically […]
Blurring The Lines- The Closing Gap Between Work And Politics
Startled by what they do not understand, the hypersensitization of all the US adult population demographics is a simple cause and effect relationship between stimuli and negative emotions, a process of coercion that has been perfected by the big data architects of the tech world. Nowhere is this more apparent than on the hormone-laden factories […]
A Duet Of Chaos- F***book Is Officially FUBAR
Convoluted by a serial crime spree of countless pivots and recalibrations in amending policy and common sense to an unrecognizable and confusing bureaucratic mess of conciliatory rules, the galactic social networking leader is a few self-driving vehicle wrecks short of a happy meal. And this is only the beginning of the wild and infuriating political […]
Into The Depths- Big Tech Experiments With Ocean Server Performance Currents
As consumer interest with desktops and classic software suites faces a sharp decline due to the ceaseless presence of social media deconstructing the English language and redefining traditional roles of intellectual productivity, the tech “granddaddy of them all”, Microsoft is experimenting with innovative measures of redundancy to stay relevant. The gravitation of corporate engineers towards […]
Exploiting The Free Market- Grocery Workers Get Political On The Job
The bare necessities of grocery shopping have taken on a mouthful of ideology with every bite, as the bare minimum staples now feature an unwelcome aftertaste of controversy and divisiveness. thanks to Seattle activists inciting the entire food pyramid through a blowtorch of dissent. While the use of a cattle prod or a military grade […]
The Odd “Outlier” Left Out- The West Coast Struggles To Restart College Football
The zany and fetid waters of the recalibrated social morays have seeped through the drains of the liberal arts college coed showers in the Pacific Northwest and have tainted the entirety of the ideological groundwater system bordering the coast, leading to the brainwashed insanity of politicians and business leaders. The contaminants range from entitlement and […]
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