The hottest new trend in the hipster movement is to choose to not participate in the ancient social ceremony of simple handshake, a ritual that has bonded humankind since the evolution of awareness and basic motor skills. Regardless of gender, race, sexual orientation, rich or poor, political affiliation, when a hand is offered in a […]

Residents of Seattle have reached a tipping point as the city government has officially crossed the line in implementing a head tax on larger businesses to support the cottage industry of the homeless epidemic. The situation has become so grotesque, that tourists can expect a complete interface with mangy panhandlers, and families in neighborhoods face […]

The Seattle area, once the trendsetter for the counter cultural movement complete with daring piercings, Doc Martens, and the heroin second hand smoke infused despondent guitar solo of the grunge movement, now readily imports chilling narratives of mind numbing politics leading to short-sighted decisions of governing bodies, and the grotesque craziness threatens to propagate in […]