The Sony Vision-S series self-driving car is bent on eliminating the driver’s license.  In dutifully applying the First Amendment to the title, “decimated” could be replaced by “needless innovations”, “unnecessary safety risks” and “overzealous leadership”. The bottom of the barrel low hanging fruit of threshold of ineptitude earns a daily special commendation, as the word […]

Putin performs propaganda gymnastics and literally vehicles by proclaiming that Russia’s internet will have “no restrictions”. While China has mastered universal control over citizens in a gaudy celebration of totalitarianism officiated by Big Brother’s brother, Mao Deng, the frumpy pixelated Panda bear, an implacable cold blooded moderator of speech and thought, other nations strive to […]

The scholarly minions of Darwin, who uphold the principles of evolution despite the most damaging of political winter blizzards, will attest to the idea that the largest social media galaxies rival a lifeform. With maturity and development comes change, and adaptions that are not always the most optimal considering the circumstances. In the case of […]

California Governor Gavin Newsom victimizes small business and tax payers, while supporting the homeless industrial complex. Online media conglomerates solved the content stagnation paradox with an eloquent resolution. Simply dangle the carrot of opportunity in attaining legendary journalistic hopes and dreams, offer a rudimentary salary, and demand a formidable workload. Unfortunately, for the masses of […]

Unless the autopilot technology in self-driving vehicles is improved dramatically, rodents may as well be at the wheel. The post-Vietnam war euphemism influenced by the influx of diminutive furry creatures in bedroom cages, thanks to the great grandparent founders of the modern ideological slaughterhouses of PETA and the Earth Liberation front, has devolved into a […]