“I’m sorry Dave, I can’t fake that.” Give a civilization 23 centuries and a proliferation of robots tasked with providing a visually enticing and shiny respite from the stark and deadly truths of totalitarian government and collective servitude, and the electronic and digital minions of the state will eventually deviate towards a role of evil […]
Monsters of Government 101: It’s Never Too Late
In fear of a shrewd and tidy shadow ban enforced by the indelible Frau Merkel, the legions of contracted militant Muslim Saudi Arabian digital software interlopers primed for a deadly counteroffensive online attack to staunch individual browsing efforts, this article is set for self-destruct. The logical problem with the misplaced hysteria over the preservation of […]
Google Slaps Users In The Face With Excessive Data Usage
When will consumers learn? The answer is never, as the majority of society has capitulated to the mind-dulling addiction of the smart phone, where instant gratification replaces the rare instances of critical thinking skills, an attribute completely absent in the tech world. As internet giant Google continues to show strong numbers in usership, despite the […]
Seattle Is Selling Out Downtown Streets To The Highest Bidder
In a gesture to become a clone of London, and with the subsequent EU policies and fallacies, the quasi-leadership of Seattle, has decided that penalizing the tax payers with yet another caustic directive, will only add to the lore of the car camping vagrant infestation of luxury homesteads and public injection heroin sites. Never mind […]
A Wimpy Astronaut And The Digital Deconstruction Of History- It Is Less Painful Not To Resist
The dubious existence of F***book and Twitter as the official/unofficial sanctuary digital social networks for the most vile offenders of truth and decency in offering the intoxicating narcotic experience of anonymous validation, has long since shattered the threshold of the insidiously deplorable, as fragments of the base pillars of society lay in patterned river of […]
Warning: Second NASA Spacecraft Nears Edge Of The Solar System
As the disco era reached orgiastic heights of groove and ski mogul terrain sculpted plumes of cocaine, rising from the glass living room tables, at least according to the rigid historical documentaries of the early adult film industry, Voyager II was launched into the heavens. At a price tag of $895 million tax payer fiscal […]
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