Oregon State University Ecology professor William Ripple, is calling for humanity to abstain from meat in saving the planet.
Within the ranks of college entrance exam gamesmakers, studiously and tediously devising logical mind games to test the academic resolve of teenagers aspiring to attend university through multiple choice mental gymnastics, rarely are there instances of pure lucidity. In conjuring logical imperatives to evaluate the unrefined youthful minds, and still developing critical thinking skills, complete breakthroughs are treasured anomalies, especially from the unlikely source of pseudo-intellectuals spreading propaganda and deplorable rhetoric to fund dreamland projects of self-aggrandizing grandeur and tapping the billion dollar golden golden funding channel of the misnomer of a scam that is the green movement.
“If it takes 1 typist 10 minutes to type ten pages, how many minutes would it to take for 10 typists to type 100 pages?” Who can forget the classically vexing and unnecessary SAT logic section in having little to know value in measuring higher level aptitude?
With cultural nuances now intermixed within the standardized testing, reasoning, mathematics, and science are required with prompting from the ACLU to teach to teach or guilt the test taker into mastering a sociobiological existential crises. The perfect litmus test in establishing compatibility with the politicized radical environment of the modern higher education nightmare. Thus, the retro typist conundrum of a puzzle is simply obsolete with dated lexicon, and should read, “How many climatologists are required to completely indoctrinate two generations with fear mongering rhetoric loosely based of scientific research teeming with assumptions?
Not surprisingly, the answer is 11 thousand, as in the exact figure of over-educated academics avoiding the entire gamut of the practicality in taking a stand against reason, sensibility and data, all while promoting the horrific doomsday scenario of climate emergency. The reverse negative of time tested basic scientific tenets and acceptable SAT testing models, exists as a bizarre lair composed of raw emotions outlining an insidious agenda, and the will to control, with billions of dollars at stake, in representing the apex of the insufferable and universally regressive.
The vast campaign to incite hysteria for the sole purpose of self-aggrandizing cherry picking, was delivered in the form of a terse open letter scattered with the obligatory and environmentally-friendly tedious talking points dulled to a level of smoothness aligned with pathological repetitiveness, and eons away from innovation. Self-righteousness aside, the propensity of radical activists to demand lifestyle changes is beyond deplorable. The bevy of tenured pseudo-intellectuals responsible for the publication, even managed to sustain a snarky tone throughout the entire cumbersome pledge in scolding the cool and successful crowd at the house party for creating a worst by comparison situation, an intellectually dishonest assessment that allies with the relentless assault on individual merit and achievement.
The general magnitude of avarice present within the environmental manifesto of the third kind, produced a set of terms and conditions for a future dream world full of contradictions and an underlying hypocrisy bludgeoning truth and reason. Certain aspects of the guilt trip prompting playbook full of toxic empty phrases are troubling and defy belief, but within the contemporary bull marketplace of extremism frenzy of trading activity, the content could easily be perceived as lazy and annoying, and not as a startling prevaricating call to action binding the collective hands of humankind.
In the style of the modern religion of environmentalism, the letter insinuates that first world countries are expected cover the entire global tab in controlling their respective populaces through the enforcement of strict climate laws, a half-baked directive that ends up doing more damage than good in burdening tax payers, and limiting basic freedoms and liberties. China, India, and the rest of the world are left off the proverbial hook and allowed to continue placing humanity at the summit of the hierarchy of organisms, as engaging in staunch green activities dictated by geopolitical borders highlighted within the pages of a Rand McNally atlas, somehow miraculously improves the health of the entire planet. Basically, the legions of researchers demand that a homeowner in Lubbock, Texas should not throw an out of this world backyard summer shindig featuring copious amounts of meat firing on the grill, garbage cans full of ice cold beer, and the presence of family and friends arriving in various automobiles from miles around.
Oregon State university professor, William J. Ripple, his last name tantalizingly metaphorical, spearheaded the propaganda, and driven by “moral obligations” to society, outlined the deadly climate sins that are at the nexus of earth’s impending degradation into unlivable chaos. Using the George Orwell Animal Farm translation device, the document can be parsed and simplified to a point of inane mockery and gruesome rhetoric.
In order to save the planet one must adhere to the following green commandments-
- Don’t eat meat, unless you are a PHD craving a Big Mac
- Don’t procreate, unless you are a MENSA member
- Don’t fly, unless you are saving the planet
- Don’t drive, unless you are saving the planet, or you purchase a subsidized self-driving electric vehicle
- Eliminate all fossil fuel consumption, even in manufacturing and delivery logistics, which will lead to starvation in the first world
- Don’t pass gas, but own two large dogs who poop all over the beautiful and bountiful public parks
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