Clearly, the most intriguing development in the aftermath of the ratings debacle which prompted a firestorm of anti-Trump sentiment at the 2017 Oscars, was the presence of one Sharon-Lee Hamilton.
No, Ms. Hamilton is not the damsel in distress mechanism for a scandalous Heidi Fleiss sex and drugs infused business venture, nor is she the next mega- white dwarf star with a career that is about to rival a supernova. In fact, Sharon Lee, as she is known in her resident country of Australia, is an esthetician. However, to the glittering stars of Hollywood, she is a legendary “eyebrow artist.” (This story just keeps getting better, unless Hillary’s firm stance on the carbon impact of jetliners, even though the ex-first lady logged massive amounts of frequent flier miles on the Boeings and Air Buses of the world, did not cause the onset of permanent blindness.)
…Segue to the fictitious environment of center stage at the Oscars and conservative actor James Woods, donning a blue suit.
“And the 2017 award for the most inexplicable and hypocritical act of ignorance and silent greed goes to…” The crowd is hushed in anticipated silence as the camera dances from Madonna, to Meryl Streep and Alec Baldwin, before returning to Woods slowly unveiling the contents of the envelope. He willfully pulls out the card and the winner’s identity.
“The actors and actresses who support the idea of global warming and climate change yet,” Wood pauses dramatically to let the reality sink in. “Yet, paid for the flight and services of Sharon-Lee Hamilton to fly over 7,500 miles from her home in Australia all for the sake of groovy eyebrows,” a complete and baffled silence engulfs the theater.
“Come on people, give it up for the brats who overact and constantly whine about the agenda of climate, but obviously lack the mental furniture or environmental conscience to locate an eyebrow expert in the proximity of the entertainment capital of the world,” he growls. “According to their rhetoric, the plane flight carrying their precious beauty consultant, indirectly led to the death of five polar bears.”
…Fade and dissolve to Liberty Park Press and back to reality.
The Independent out of the UK reports that Sharon-Lee Hamilton was beckoned to the Oscars from down under and that certain members of the Hollywood elite paid for the illustrious tab, including the 15-hour plane flight. Hamilton’s cavalcade of celebrity misfit clients includes some of the leading progressive voices and nutjobs that have transformed a night at the movies into a waste of time and money. Again, how or why a suitable professional was not present in the Los Angeles area speaks to the rampart entitlement of the industry, and this would be a complete non-issue if certain members of Hollywood were not so outspoken about issues regarding the environment.
Read the full Independent story here.